AFRICA:BEWARE OF ASIAN CORN BEEF

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AFRICA:BEWARE OF ASIAN CORN BEEF

BY ABDULMUMINI ADEKU…

The people of the Republic of Malaysia are believed to have started producing canned corn beef using dead human remains as its main constituents.

In a facebook posting by Ghanaian ,Madam Barbara Akosua Aboagye on the 3^rd of May,2016 at around 8:44 P.M. ,Africans were warned to steer clear of every Chinese or Malaysian mad canned food product with particular reference to corn beef and minced meat.

Madam Aboagye pleaded with Africans to stay away from  foreign beefy caned product from the Far East found in every Afro-Asian grocery shops around the continent.

Aboagye was so concerned while posting the news worthy information online that she asked her friends from Ghana and around the world to send it to others.

A source speaks:”I hear that they claim that their cemetery was full and so they have to device the present method of canning human cadaba “

“They do not however eat it,my sister from the United States sent the piece of information to me on my social media “
Yet another source confirmed that she got the news through her Whatsapp phone platform..

In his own contributions to the growing debate on the affair,Elder Sunday Ogunyale of the African  Church  of God in Ifako-Ijaiye ,Lagos State revealed to this reporter that he was aware that such obnoxious practices exists among the Chinese for so long as they use it for corn beef and mince meat.

This reporter saw web pictures of a  Malaysian   and Chinese national with several laps of different humans publicly displayed as if on a barbecue ‘s public exhibition.

Checks Also showed that a particular canned product of corn beef was labelled  light meat tuna..

In a related issue,another source told this reporter that it won”t be the first time she will hear of such cannibalistic tendencies and pleaded with the government to swing  into action to stem the tide.

Another source, told this reporter that eating of human meat has a very dangerous spiritual dimension added to it as it has the tendency to make the consumer behave and act like a sadist.

When this reporter got to the Cinch Supermarket at Georgeous Cole  Estate in Ifako-Ijaiye ,Lagos,Nigeria to see the possibility of buying a corn beef for forensic analysis on the 22^nd of June,2016,he was told to come back after another 24 hours by an attendant As the retail outfit was still expecting some new deliveries.

In a related issue,Mrs Mary Agbeyegbe has however disagreed that all corn beef were bad as she disclosed that she and members of her family usually consume Argentine made corn beef.

She paid tributes to canned corn beef products from Brazil and Argentina  as she singled them out for being top quality.

So from the Atlas Mountains of Morocco,The River Niger and its plains in West Africa,The Congo Basin in Equatorial Africa  ,Somalian axis in the Horns of Africa.Bantu and Zulu Nation ,South of the Limpopo River:you are warned to steer clear  of Asian made canned corn beef as Paedia Express Multimedia continues its inquests on the matter as at press time.