Thursday 30 June 2016

WOMAN BUYS VULTURE INSTEAD OF FROZEN CHICKEN IN LAGOS

WOMAN BUYS VULTURE INSTEAD OF FROZEN CHICKEN IN LAGOS
BY ABDULMUMINI ADEKU..
As Paedia Express Multimedia ‘s inquests into the alleged shipment of the controversial Asian Corn beef begins in earnest ,it has being discovered albeit in a world exclusive investigation that a woman{names with held}surprisingly brought a live vulture instead of the frozen chicken she paid for at a highbrow supermarket in Lagos,Nigeria during the 2016 yuletide fiesta.
Checks by this reporter revealed that the woman believed to work for a Lagos based food and beverage company had to eventually throw away the strange looking bird as she neither paid for a vulture nor a duck during the controversial transaction.
The source who told this reporter of the sad incident affirmed that since the bird was well wrapped in a package ,it was difficult for the buyer to have spotted it among other things that she had brought until she got home.
She speaks:”She had to throw away the vulture as had an unusually long neck upon inspection”
At around 1:30P.m. on the 23 rd of June,2016 ,The News office Desk of Paedia Express Multimedia finally met with Mr Linus Eshiet ,Branch Manager of Shoprite ,Ikeja,Lagos,Nigeria to alert him on the recent spate of information trending in global food business while pleading with him to be allowed to do a check.
Eshiet thanked this reporter for informing them of trends and affirmed that they will continue to collaborate with Paedia Express even in the future if need be.

This reporter then did a facility tour of the frozen chicken section of the supermarket and saw chicken variants branded in Shoprite,Zartech and Natnudo Colours  but with nothing amiss during the inspection exercise.

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