SATIRE!!! PAEDIA EXPRESS "WHIP- LASH" D.A.M.E,N.M.M.A OVER DUBIOUS AWARDS

 SATIRE!!! PAEDIA EXPRESS "WHIP- LASH"

D.A.M.E,N.M.M.A OVER DUBIOUS AWARDS

BY ABDULMUMINI ADEKU

[WORLD EXCLUSIVE]

MR ABDULMUMINI ADEKU WITH A CLIENT IN 2015 AFTER THE LATTER ADVERTISED IN HIS NEWSPAPERS IS HOWEVER ANGRY AT PRACTIONERS WHO HAVE REFUSED TO REFORM DESPITE THE DECAY IN THE BUSINESS

In the last two weeks,the mainstream Nigerian Press has continued to celebrate the culture of mediocrity  which it  is now accustomed to and respected for globally as two major events in the nation's media calendar took place recently.

They were the Diamond Awards on Media Excellence [D.A.M.E]and The Nigerian Media Merit Awards[N.M.M.A.]

It was exclusively discovered that The Daily Trust Newspapers  which was voted Newspaper of The Year in Nigeria in 2016/2017 could not even be named among the top three of the nominees for the same awards let alone have its reporters get nominated or even win any of the categories available and to be competed for.

Sins:The brand's refusal to collect gifts out of a noble desire by Mr Abdulmumini ireyi Adeku  of Paedia Express Trust to contribute his own quota towards alleviating the pains and sufferings of the internally displaced Persons[I.D.P.]in the North Eastern Region of the nation.

The News office Desk of Paedia Express Multimedia Group of Lagos, Nigeria also discovered that The Nation Newspapers and The Guardian Newspapers continued to get rave reviews for destruction to the cause of humanity through the media.

The Late Dr Alex Uruemu Ibru was honored post -humoursly  for destruction, Late Chief Olu Aboderin was also honored for aiding and abetting destruction of the Nigerian people.

It was gathered that the Nation Newspapers had won more nominations than any other newspapers in the land as New Telegraph ,The Punch and the Nigerians Tribune Newspapers finished in that order in terms of decorations for services done to Nigerians in evil while pretending to serving their interests.

Mr Gbenga Omotosho was named Editor of the Year by N.M.M.A in a move true followers of media and its ethics will brand as blasphemy.

Analysts at The Editorial and Policy Board  of E.N.M. Paedia Express Multimedia Group of Lagos,Nigeria sees the hands of Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu in the awards rather than the organizers.

The Channels Television incorporated was again named Television station of the Year but analysts at Paedia Express have long known the former for worshipping at the altar of mediocrity rather than merit..

For example in 2007 ,it invited Mr Debo Adeshina of The Guardian Newspapers to analyze that years polls despite the fact that the reporter was wanted for newsroom crimes which, Mr John Momoh knew very well.

Comrade Ayodele Akele,The National Secretary of the National Conscience Party [N.C.P] and a good friend of this reporter also related to him recently of how the brand"s bias nature especially as it concerned the 2015 governorship elections ensured that he was  not allowed for the electoral debates.

Recently this reporter was also informed of how Channels Television refused to cover the land grabbing of Ogu nations ancestral lands by Lagos state government officials despite an official letter being written to them to that effect  and yet for well over a decade,this was and it still is NIgeria's best television station:How Tragic!!

Daily Trust Newspapers did not get any form of awards this year not necessarily because the organizers of D.AM.E,N.M.M.A awards were good people but because they wanted to run away from this reporter's critical  pen .

CNN African Journalist of the Year has since being rested or scrapped altogether after Mr Abdulmumini Adeku complained bitterly in a personal letter to the Founder of CNN,Mr Ted Turner aboutrot in most Nigerian media firms.

It would appear that the Punch Newspapers got its awards for reasons bothering on marketing rather than its contents in 2017 while Daily Trust  Newspapers was chosen in the year before this because the organizers wanted to use it to befriend President Muhammadu Buhari  and to spread the award to Abuja after it had being domiciled in the Lagos press area for so long a time.

The News office Desk of E.N.M Paedia Express Multimedia Group of Lagos,Nigeria simply ask Nigerians with good conscience and believe in transparency to disregard this charade or circus show by both D.A.M.E and N.M.M.A since 2007.

Any award given to any one after 2007 since the scams at The Guardian,The Comet and The Nation Newspapers  became public knowledge  is nothing but a big hoax  calculated to hoodwink Nigerians

SPECIAL EDITORIAL ;HALT THIS ROT,D.A.M.E,N.M.M.A IMMEDIATELY

The Editorial and Policy Board of E.N.M .Paedia Express Multimedia Group of Lagos,Nigeria is shocked beyond every comprehensible words at the level of stupidity being displayed by the yearly organizers of the two most important media awards in the Nigerian news based calendar.

It is very strange that industry players whose cardinal aims and objectives should always be geared towards the general good of the society at all times before the issue of profitability are surprisingly only interested in the latter even if heavens will fall.

This medium makes bold to say that every award given by these two agencies :The Diamond Awards on Media Excellence, The Nigerian Media Merit Awards since 2007  are nothing but fraudulent and we at The News office Desk of Paedia Express Multimedia Group at First Floor, Mausight  Suites ,Number Two ,Thomas Salako Street in Ogba,Lagos,Nigeria  will be willing to entertain a court suit if they claim that we have defamed them in anyway.

At a time ,The British Monarchy is cleaning up the mess in their polity in London by de-robing all those who have brought their society into some form of disrepute ,here in Nigeria we are busy decorating ritualists, armed robbers ,pen robbers ,kidnappers ,cultists and so many others of highly questionable characters all in the name of wanting to survive.

Just how much did the owners of The New Telegraph,The Nation Newspapers gave out to the organizers of this two fictious media agencies: D.A.M.E,N.M.M.A  that they have gotten an avalanche of awards?

Just seeing the front cover of The Nation Newspapers of the 15th of DEcember,2017 confirmed our long held believes,even Mr Gbenga Omotosho who was crowned Editor of The Year by N.M.M.A was mournful in the picture which was supposed to see him celebrating an award..

N.M.M.A,D.A.M.E should stop this nonsense forthwith and give awards based on established ethical standards.

A word is enough for the wise..

COPIED TO THE FOLLOWING MEDIA PUBLICS:
1]Amnesty International

2]International Federation of Human Rights

3]Human Rights Watch

4]Article 19

5]Committee to Protect Journalists

6]Index on Censorship

7]International Federation of Journalists

8]World Association of Newspapers

9]International Pen

10]International Press Institute

11]Reporters Without Borders

12]World Press Freedom Committee

13]United Nations  office for Liaison with NGOs

14]United Nations Human Rights Centre

15]The International Committee of the

 Red Cross and Red Crescent

16]Office of the United Nations

 High Commissioner for Refugees

17]Human Rights Internet.

18]International Service for Human Rights

19]UNESCO-IPDC[International Program me

 for the Development of Communications]

20]MacArthur Foundation