A.P.C’S B-I-Z-Z-A-R-E B-A-Z-Z-A-R-E BY ABDULMUMINI ADEKU

AAPC PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES WITH THE FIVE GLADIATORS IN THE BACKGROUNDsSOURCE:NAIJ

APC’S B-I-Z-Z-A-R-E     B-A-Z-Z-A-R-E

BY ABDULMUMINI ADEKU

…………………………………………TINUBU,AMAECHI,SARAKI ARE BUHARI WAR GENERALS

…………………………………………….ATIKU SEVERELY INJURED

……………………………………………….BUHARI SAYS HE HAS NO DOLLARS TO GIVE AS HE IS

 POOR BUT IS READY TO OFFER NIGERIANS HIS SERVICE

………………………………………………….ATIKU TELLS TALES BY MOONLIGHT OF HOW HE

AND SON ESCAPED ASSASSINATION TO SWAY VOTERS

………………………………………………………ATIKU PROMISED TO GIVE $5,000 EACH TO

THE DELEGATES IF THEY WILL VOTE FOR HIM INSIDERS INSISTS

…………………………………………………..NIGERIANS WERE PAID TO VOTE FOR BUHARI BY

 STATE  GOVERNORS

……………………………………………………..LOCAL GOVT CHAIRMAN FROM NIGER STATE LOST

TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO SMART ALECS INSIDE STADIUM

……………………………………………………..OPEN HAWKING OF FOREX INSIDE STADIUM

………………………………………………………..THE FUTURE OF NIGERIA IS BLEAK

This reporter once questioned a psychiatric medical specialist on why  a man will know that something is wrong yet continues to do same,well,he replied tersely that it was a function of psychiatry and that not everybody that looks well was actually okay irrespective of how smartly dressed they are.

In a recent survey ,it was said that 67 million Nigerians were mentally sick well it will appear that the figure in question may need to be reviewed further as what on earth could make politicians to turn the Teslim Balogun Stadium,venue of the All Progressive Congress Presidential Primaries into a market place.

For starters ,it was gathered that Bureau De Change operators had relocated to the stadium vicinity two days to the election with most of the highbrow hotels in Lagos fully booked as severe horse trading  was believed to have taken place.

The aspirants started getting to the venue of the polls at around ten in the night as delegate accreditation took the better part of the entire day

In The run up the actual voting process ,all the Presidential aspirants tried to launder there own image as they each affirmed that they had the magical wand to change the face of Nigeria..

All the aspirants had various forms of literatures ranging from posters, handbills and other forms of souvenir to communicate there essence to the electorate.

The fierce contest which had Former Head of State ,General Muhammadu Buhari,Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar,governors Rochas Okorocha,Rabiu Musa Kwankwanso and media mogul,Mr Sam Nda Isaiah lasted to the early hours of this morning with the gap tooted Fulani Born retired Army General carrying the day.