NEWS
SATIRE
PRESS WAR IN NIGERIA!!!
INSIDE THE
EVIL CLAN
………………………………………..SHOCK ,CONFUSION
HITS ENEMIES CAMP
…………………………………………….FRESH WAR HEAD
HITS MATORI,TOYOTA BUS STOP EVIL CLAN
…………………………………………….DUBIOUS GATE
KEEPERS HANG ON
………………………………………………IZEZE ,ONE OF THE
CHARALATANS IN THE SCAM IS A PASTOR OF DEEPER LIFE CHRISTAIN CHURCH AND A
FRIEND OF KUMUYI
…………………………………………………..PUBLISHER OF
PAEDIA EXPRESS NOW IN OVER A MONTH OF HUNGER STRIKES,HAS NOT EATEN FOR OVER 200
HOURS AS AT PRESS TIME
………………………………………………….DOES NOT EAT ON
TUESDAYS,THURSDAYS AS HE CONTINUES TO PROTEST THE PRESENCE OF THE EVIL MEN IN
NIGERIA’S JOURNALISM.
…………………………………………………….DESPITE ALERTS
SENT TO ENEMIES CAMP ON SOCIAL MEDIA,THEY CONTINUE TO LIVE IN DENIAL OF THE
TRUTH
………………………………………………………THE GUARDIAN
AND THE NATION NEWSPAPERS HAVE BOTH LOST HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF NAIRA IN BRAND
EQUITY DUE TO CRISIS
…………………………………………………..ABDULMUMINI IREYI
ADEKU WARNED OF DIRE CONSEQUENCE IF SUPERBRAND WERE TO GVE ITS AWARD TO HONOUR
THE GUARDIAN NEWSPAPERS IN 2007
…………………………………………………..THE ENTIRE
NIGERIAN PRESS IS UNTED AGAINST PAEDIA EXPRESS MULTIMEDIA AND THIS IS WHY THE
BLACK OUT OF THE REPORTAGE IN THE MAINSTREAM PRESS.
……………………………………………..PRESS WAR WILL
CONTINUE TILL THE DAY THOSE CAUGHT IN THE SCAM ARE DISMISSED
…………………………………….FAMILY MEMBERS OF
DECEASED PUBLISHER OF THE GUARDIAN WATCH OVER ENTERPRISE BUT REFUSE TO WIELD
BIG AXE FOR FEAR OF INETRNAL REBELLION
About 24 to 48 hours after the
burning up episode of the effigy of both The Guardian and The Nation Newspapers
was posted online, Mid July,2015,Senegalese Born artiste Akon paid a visit to a mournful Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed
Tinubu who is believed to have been struck by thunderbolt over the incident as
he lacked words to explain how he stupidly allowed himself into the saga in the first place.
Though he may not admit this publicly but the
language of his body chemistry was evident in the pictures in the press.
On August 13th ,2015 ,it
was reported by The Guardian Newspapers on its education column page 50 that
some group of students from three different colleges in Ogun State paid them a
visit as part of an excursion project organized
by volunteer corps, a non-governmental organization.
This is rather strange because for a
long time since 2007,it is a known fact that The Guardian Newspapers Limited
had refused entertaining guests in there newsroom and Library because of the
need to stifle the general public of information regarding the crooks in their
midst who they have refused to sack.
The Guardian Newspapers also banned
its reporters from going to the social media in the office so as not to have
access to the information making the rounds of their cruel nature,The News
Office Desk of Paedia Express Multimedia can also confirm.
This reporter can also confirm that
all forms of adverts to be placed are either collected by designated officials
or whoever will place a campaign will
have to visit the advert unit of the company whose stair case is located on the
frontal view of the premises of the company and in this scenario,such a
customer will not have access to the library and the newsroom which is located
near each other.
Paedia Express Multimedia can also
disclose that any firm that wishes to pay The Guardian Newspaper editors a visit
while staging a press conference in the process will also live to suffer the
fate of an advert executive as the press conference room is located upstairs near
the advert department.
So the hurriedly assembled excursion
in the wake of a fresh wave of crisis to hit the company over a forgery scam
that has rocked the newspaper world to a standstill is a cover-up to do some
forms of ambush marketing for a dying brand.
The librarian of the company ,Mrs
Titi Oba was seen in a picture of the company’s Library published by The Guardian
Newspapers on the 13th of August,2015 talking to students in a
gesticulating manner while not making any sense at all as the content of what
was been discussed was not even published hence revealing of a great confusion
in the company thus raising a fresh poser.
On the day,an inter religious farewell
service was held for deceased Ooni of Ife,Oba Okunnade Adele Sijuade Olubuse
,the 2nd,Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Governor Rauf Aregbesola of
Osun State were absent.
Paedia Express Multimedia in one of
its editorials on the demise of the highly respected African monarch ,Oba
Sijuade hinted that both Tinubu and Aregbesola will have a say on who becomes
the next king rather than the famous Ifa deity and in other not to be seen as
interfering on the traditional stool
both decided to stay away altogether
while still keeping an eye on proceedings after all even Tinubu is originally
from Iragbiji in Osun State before he
became the landlord of Lagos and then by extension the South West using his
deep pocket.
A source said that he was sure that
all the nine people implicated in the forgery scam in the two newspaper
companies will be pointing accusing fingers at each other while fighting
themselves in the office or in telephone conversations but pretend as if all
was well in the public.
The source also explained that he
was sure that workers at The Guardian and at the Nation Newspapers will be
laughing behind the back of their
affected superiors but when they see them they too will pretend as if they were
not aware of the scam as well as the circle of evil continues.
Yet another source noted that he was
sure that one of the scammers like Eluemuno Emeka Izeze ,who is the Managing Director
of The Guardian Newspapers Limited if queried on the matter by his
father-in-the-lord, Pastor Williams Kumuyi of The Deeper Christian Life
Ministry where the reporter turned petty thief poses as a pastor ,the latter
will not be able to give any tangible reason strong enough to win any convert
even in church.
Paedia Express Multimedia can also
report the serial persecution of Miss Bukola Olajide of the Financial Sub Desk
of the Business and Economic Desk of The Guardian Newspapers on account of her
friendship with the founder of Paedia Express
Multimedia while the latter worked at
Rutam House as a freelancer or contractor with the firm between July 2003 to
January 2004.
Miss Olajide is believed is at the
moment not given enough assignments to make her feature prominently in the news
reportage system of the company thus limiting her chances even for promotion in
a company known for giving great respect for mediocrity ahead of merit.
It would be recalled that when
reports broke in 2007 about an evil clan in The Nigerian Press ,this reporter had
told the rest of the civilized world of how corporate firms in the organized private
sector were being shielded from investigations by the editorial teams of The Guardian
and that of the Nation Newspapers but almost a decade later nothing has changed as members of the evil clan waxed
on strongly with the full backing of the owners and the Nigerian system.
About eight hours after pictures of
the burning of The Guardian and The Nation Newspapers effigy went viral on the
web and on social media ,hate figure Mr Debo Adeshina was on the invited guest
list of the book launch of Mr Sam Amuka Pemu,Publisher of the Vanguard
Newspapers.
It was uncovered that retards in the
Vanguard Newspapers praised Mr Adeshina as one of the icons of the Nigerian
media but surprisingly when it got to the time to take pictures Mr Adeshina who
was ashamed of his been caught in the act of forgery declined as his picture
was not seen published by The Vanguard Newspapers alongside those of others
that entered the event for their publishers book launch.
Paedai express Multimedia checks can
also disclose that The Guardian Newspapers has lost not less than N6Billion
since 2007 conservatively when the crisis was initially reported with The
Nation Newspapers losing at least N1Billion .
Forensic analysis of the loss of
revenue shows that as at 2007,the firm was raking in a sum of around N2O
million daily on the average in advertising revenues as compared to N6Million
daily in 2015,yet the company gives the impression that all is well as it
continues to lie “barefaced”
Paedia Express Multimedia checks
also proves that The Nation Newspapers is leveraging on the strength of its
publisher,Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu to raise copy sales as the latter uses political fiat to push
state agencies in all the All Progressives Congress [A.P.C]controlled states to
force the hands of buyers rather than the brand mileage of the newspaper firm .
Checks by this reporter shows that
The Nation Newspapers makes an average of around N4million on a daily basis.
In a 2012 media survey by a South
Africa firm,it was discovered that The Guardian Newspapers and The Nation
Newspapers were hovering around 7 th and 8th position in terms of
mass appeal ,sales, circulation and advertising as compared to about a decade
ago when one of them,The Guardian Newspapers was clearly number one, as the effect
of the forgery scam continues to bite harder.
It is even difficult now for Paedia
Express Multimedia to calculate how much was lost by The Guardian Newspapers
for a month that it closed down its services in 2007 and 2008 as Mr Abdulmumini
Ireyi Adeku ‘s campaign against fraud in Nigeria’s newsrooms took center stage.
This incident led to the reduction
of Rutam House staff strength from 3,000 to 300.
It would be recalled that as at then
as soon as the news of the scam hit the vendor stands,the crooks in the firm
hurriedly arranged a double promotion package for about a dozen of their
trusted allies in a company that had not promoted any one in about a decade thus leading to a massive crisis
over wages and welfare as other category of workers asked for their own share
of the cake been shared at the time.
This reporter also was reliably
informed that late Mr Andy Akporugo ,Senior ,Editor of The Guardian Newspapers
,Lagos during his lifetime was even more wicked than Mr Debo Adeshina ,no
wonder Mr Andy Akporugo Junior refused to come to the aid of Mr Adeku when the latter
told him that he was innocent and that he was a victim of a news room gang –up.
A lot of insider accounts also
painted a gory picture of all those involved in the scam in terms of character
and human relations in the newsroom as the dragnet continues to widen on the
investigations to one of the biggest reported fraud in the history of modern
newspaper business at any level globally.
On August 17th,2015,it
was reported by The Nation Newspapers on its news column, page 6 that a group
under the guise of a forum called The Guild of Corporate Online Publishers were
invited to a dinner at The Presidency what was discussed is uncertain as at press
time.
Some times in 2007,an advertising
campaign was going to break out from the stables of Cornerstone Insurance
Nigeria Plc,a company that prides itself as believing in Nigeria and for a
about a year, Mr Abdulmumini Ireyi Adeku waited patiently for a crumb in the advertising
budget via Business and Economy Newspapers
,a predecessor to Paedia Express Multimedia but rather unfortunately it was not
considered for advertising but as usual
The Guardian and The Nation Newspapers got all the money this is despite the
fact that the owners of The Cornerstone Insurance Plc saw the reports and the
documents showing the forgery scams in the media.
Before this incident, the corporate
communications Department of Ecobank Transnational Corporation through its
head, Mr Nduriche Ezurike had also played a fast one on the same publication
,again with crooks smiling to the bank at the expense of the just and innocent.
There is no corporate organization worth
its salt, foreign embassy and consulate, governmental and non governmental body
in Lagos aside from Abuja that is not aware of this scam even with its
documentations clearly showed yet The Guardian and The Nation Newspapers
continue to be honored till this day .
When Paedia Express Multimedia wrote
exclusive reports on Fashola’s fraud and late Funsho Williams murder, Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu made comments publicly but curiously has so far refused to
make comments on the forgery scam thus raising fresh posers on whether his
Chicago University saga was not true as
it is now believed that some of the scammers made him to look clean as his own certificate
forgery war raged couple of years ago with emissaries said to have been sent
secretly to beg Late Chief Gani Fawenhinmi to soft pedal on the matter.
On the 11th of September,2015,it
was seen in The Guardian Newspapers that Emeka Izeze ,one of the dupes
continued to parade himself as a clergy as he was seen in picture with Pastor Williams
Kumuyi.
It is not immediately known why he
was not officially recognized as the Managing Director of The Guardian Newspapers
as if he was no longer with the firm it is surprising that the owners have not
made his dismissal from service.
Retirement from service is only
reserved for those who have served an organization ,meritoriously.
A LOT OF UNDERHAND DEALS GO ON IN THE FOUR WALLS OF THIS DANGEROUS COMPOUND ,TRANSPARENCY CAN MEAN TROUBLE HERE
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