Monday, 14 September 2015

PRESS WAR IN NIGERIA!!!

NEWS SATIRE
PRESS WAR IN NIGERIA!!!
INSIDE THE EVIL CLAN 
………………………………………..SHOCK ,CONFUSION HITS ENEMIES CAMP
…………………………………………….FRESH WAR HEAD HITS MATORI,TOYOTA BUS STOP EVIL CLAN
…………………………………………….DUBIOUS GATE KEEPERS HANG ON
………………………………………………IZEZE ,ONE OF THE CHARALATANS IN THE SCAM IS A PASTOR OF DEEPER LIFE CHRISTAIN CHURCH AND A FRIEND OF KUMUYI
…………………………………………………..PUBLISHER OF PAEDIA EXPRESS NOW IN OVER A MONTH OF HUNGER STRIKES,HAS NOT EATEN FOR OVER 200 HOURS AS AT PRESS TIME
………………………………………………….DOES NOT EAT ON TUESDAYS,THURSDAYS AS HE CONTINUES TO PROTEST THE PRESENCE OF THE EVIL MEN IN NIGERIA’S JOURNALISM.
…………………………………………………….DESPITE ALERTS SENT TO ENEMIES CAMP ON SOCIAL MEDIA,THEY CONTINUE TO LIVE IN DENIAL OF THE TRUTH
………………………………………………………THE GUARDIAN AND THE NATION NEWSPAPERS HAVE BOTH LOST HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF NAIRA IN BRAND EQUITY DUE TO CRISIS
…………………………………………………..ABDULMUMINI IREYI ADEKU WARNED OF DIRE CONSEQUENCE IF SUPERBRAND WERE TO GVE ITS AWARD TO HONOUR THE GUARDIAN NEWSPAPERS IN 2007
…………………………………………………..THE ENTIRE NIGERIAN PRESS IS UNTED AGAINST PAEDIA EXPRESS MULTIMEDIA AND THIS IS WHY THE BLACK OUT OF THE REPORTAGE IN THE MAINSTREAM PRESS.
……………………………………………..PRESS WAR WILL CONTINUE TILL THE DAY THOSE CAUGHT IN THE SCAM ARE DISMISSED
…………………………………….FAMILY MEMBERS OF DECEASED PUBLISHER OF THE GUARDIAN WATCH OVER ENTERPRISE BUT REFUSE TO WIELD BIG AXE FOR FEAR OF INETRNAL REBELLION
About 24 to 48 hours after the burning up episode of the effigy of both The Guardian and The Nation Newspapers was posted online, Mid July,2015,Senegalese Born artiste Akon paid  a visit to a mournful Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu who is believed to have been struck by thunderbolt over the incident as he lacked words to explain how he stupidly allowed  himself into the saga in the first place.
Though  he may not admit this publicly but the language of his body chemistry was evident in the pictures in the press.
On August 13th ,2015 ,it was reported by The Guardian Newspapers on its education column page 50 that some group of students from three different colleges in Ogun State paid them a visit as part of  an excursion project organized by volunteer corps,  a non-governmental organization.
This is rather strange because for a long time since 2007,it is a known fact that The Guardian Newspapers Limited had refused entertaining guests in there newsroom and Library because of the need to stifle the general public of information regarding the crooks in their midst who they have refused to sack.
The Guardian Newspapers also banned its reporters from going to the social media in the office so as not to have access to the information making the rounds of their cruel nature,The News Office Desk of Paedia Express Multimedia can also confirm.
This reporter can also confirm that all forms of adverts to be placed are either collected by designated officials or whoever will place  a campaign will have to visit the advert unit of the company whose stair case is located on the frontal view of the premises of the company and in this scenario,such a customer will not have access to the library and the newsroom which is located near each other.
Paedia Express Multimedia can also disclose that any firm that wishes to pay The Guardian Newspaper editors a visit while staging a press conference in the process will also live to suffer the fate of an advert executive as the press conference room is located upstairs near the advert department.
So the hurriedly assembled excursion in the wake of a fresh wave of crisis to hit the company over a forgery scam that has rocked the newspaper world to a standstill is a cover-up to do some forms of ambush marketing for a dying brand.
The librarian of the company ,Mrs Titi Oba was seen in a picture of the company’s Library published by The Guardian Newspapers on the 13th of August,2015 talking to students in a gesticulating manner while not making any sense at all as the content of what was been discussed was not even published hence revealing of a great confusion in the company thus raising a fresh poser.
On the day,an inter religious farewell service was held for deceased Ooni of Ife,Oba Okunnade Adele Sijuade Olubuse ,the 2nd,Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun State were absent.
Paedia Express Multimedia in one of its editorials on the demise of the highly respected African monarch ,Oba Sijuade hinted that both Tinubu and Aregbesola will have a say on who becomes the next king rather than the famous Ifa deity and in other not to be seen as interfering on  the traditional stool both decided to stay away  altogether while still keeping an eye on proceedings after all even Tinubu is originally from Iragbiji in Osun State  before he became the landlord of Lagos and then by extension the South West using his deep pocket.
A source said that he was sure that all the nine people implicated in the forgery scam in the two newspaper companies will be pointing accusing fingers at each other while fighting themselves in the office or in telephone conversations but pretend as if all was well in the public.
The source also explained that he was sure that workers at The Guardian and at the Nation Newspapers will be laughing behind the back of  their affected superiors but when they see them they too will pretend as if they were not aware of the scam as well as the circle of evil continues.
Yet another source noted that he was sure that one of the scammers like Eluemuno Emeka Izeze ,who is the Managing Director of The Guardian Newspapers Limited if queried on the matter by his father-in-the-lord, Pastor Williams Kumuyi of The Deeper Christian Life Ministry where the reporter turned petty thief poses as a pastor ,the latter will not be able to give any tangible reason strong enough to win any convert even in church.
Paedia Express Multimedia can also report the serial persecution of Miss Bukola Olajide of the Financial Sub Desk of the Business and Economic Desk of The Guardian Newspapers on account of her friendship with the founder of Paedia  Express Multimedia  while the latter worked at Rutam House as a freelancer or contractor with the firm between July 2003 to January 2004.
Miss Olajide is believed is at the moment not given enough assignments to make her feature prominently in the news reportage system of the company thus limiting her chances even for promotion in a company known for giving great respect for mediocrity ahead of merit.
It would be recalled that when reports broke in 2007 about an evil clan in The Nigerian Press ,this reporter had told the rest of the civilized world of how corporate firms in the organized private sector were being shielded from investigations by the editorial teams of The Guardian and that of the Nation Newspapers but almost a decade later nothing  has changed as members of the evil clan waxed on strongly with the full backing of the owners and the Nigerian system.
About eight hours after pictures of the burning of The Guardian and The Nation Newspapers effigy went viral on the web and on social media ,hate figure Mr Debo Adeshina was on the invited guest list of the book launch of Mr Sam Amuka Pemu,Publisher of the Vanguard Newspapers.
It was uncovered that retards in the Vanguard Newspapers praised Mr Adeshina as one of the icons of the Nigerian media but surprisingly when it got to the time to take pictures Mr Adeshina who was ashamed of his been caught in the act of forgery declined as his picture was not seen published by The Vanguard Newspapers alongside those of others that entered the event for their publishers book launch.
Paedai express Multimedia checks can also disclose that The Guardian Newspapers has lost not less than N6Billion since 2007 conservatively when the crisis was initially reported with The Nation Newspapers losing at least N1Billion .
Forensic analysis of the loss of revenue shows that as at 2007,the firm was raking in a sum of around N2O million daily on the average in advertising revenues as compared to N6Million daily in 2015,yet the company gives the impression that all is well as it continues to lie “barefaced”
Paedia Express Multimedia checks also proves that The Nation Newspapers is leveraging on the strength of its publisher,Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu to raise copy sales  as the latter uses political fiat to push state agencies in all the All Progressives Congress [A.P.C]controlled states to force the hands of buyers rather than the brand mileage of the newspaper firm .
Checks by this reporter shows that The Nation Newspapers makes an average of around N4million on a daily basis.
In a 2012 media survey by a South Africa firm,it was discovered that The Guardian Newspapers and The Nation Newspapers were hovering around 7 th and 8th position in terms of mass appeal ,sales, circulation and advertising as compared to about a decade ago when one of them,The Guardian Newspapers was clearly number one, as the effect of the forgery scam continues to bite harder.
It is even difficult now for Paedia Express Multimedia to calculate how much was lost by The Guardian Newspapers for a month that it closed down its services in 2007 and 2008 as Mr Abdulmumini Ireyi Adeku ‘s campaign against fraud in Nigeria’s newsrooms took center stage.
This incident led to the reduction of Rutam House staff strength from 3,000 to 300.

It would be recalled that as at then as soon as the news of the scam hit the vendor stands,the crooks in the firm hurriedly arranged a double promotion package for about a dozen of their trusted allies in a company that had not promoted any one in about  a decade thus leading to a massive crisis over wages and welfare as other category of workers asked for their own share of the cake been shared at the time.
This reporter also was reliably informed that late Mr Andy Akporugo ,Senior ,Editor of The Guardian Newspapers ,Lagos during his lifetime was even more wicked than Mr Debo Adeshina ,no wonder Mr Andy Akporugo Junior refused to  come to the aid of Mr Adeku when the latter told him that he was innocent and that he was a victim of a news room gang –up.
A lot of insider accounts also painted a gory picture of all those involved in the scam in terms of character and human relations in the newsroom as the dragnet continues to widen on the investigations to one of the biggest reported fraud in the history of modern newspaper business at any level globally.
On August 17th,2015,it was reported by The Nation Newspapers on its news column, page 6 that a group under the guise of a forum called The Guild of Corporate Online Publishers were invited to a dinner at The Presidency what was discussed is uncertain as at press time.
Some times in 2007,an advertising campaign was going to break out from the stables of Cornerstone Insurance Nigeria Plc,a company that prides itself as believing in Nigeria and for a about a year, Mr Abdulmumini Ireyi Adeku waited patiently for a crumb in the advertising budget  via Business and Economy Newspapers ,a predecessor to Paedia Express Multimedia but rather unfortunately it was not considered for advertising but  as usual The Guardian and The Nation Newspapers got all the money this is despite the fact that the owners of The Cornerstone Insurance Plc saw the reports and the documents showing the forgery scams in the media.
Before this incident, the corporate communications Department of Ecobank Transnational Corporation through its head, Mr Nduriche Ezurike had also played a fast one on the same publication ,again with crooks smiling to the bank at the expense of the just and innocent.
There is no corporate organization worth its salt, foreign embassy and consulate, governmental and non governmental body in Lagos aside from Abuja that is not aware of this scam even with its documentations clearly showed yet The Guardian and The Nation Newspapers continue to be honored till this day .

When Paedia Express Multimedia wrote exclusive reports on Fashola’s fraud and late Funsho Williams  murder, Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu made comments  publicly but curiously has so far refused to make comments on the forgery scam thus raising fresh posers on whether his Chicago University saga was not true  as it is now believed that some of the scammers made him to look clean as his own certificate forgery war raged couple of years ago with emissaries said to have been sent secretly to beg Late Chief Gani Fawenhinmi to soft pedal on the matter.
On the 11th of September,2015,it was seen in The Guardian Newspapers that Emeka Izeze ,one of the dupes continued to parade himself as a clergy as he was seen in picture with Pastor Williams Kumuyi.
It is not immediately known why he was not officially recognized as the Managing Director of The Guardian Newspapers as if he was no longer with the firm it is surprising that the owners have not made his dismissal from service.
Retirement from service is only reserved for those who have served an organization ,meritoriously.
A LOT OF UNDERHAND DEALS GO ON IN THE FOUR WALLS OF THIS DANGEROUS COMPOUND ,TRANSPARENCY CAN MEAN TROUBLE HERE
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