7 BILLION PEOPLE STUNNED OVER "NEW KISS OF JUDAS"REPORT

BY ABDULMUMINI ADEKU. 

JUDAS ISCARIOT LEADS RELIGIOUS ELDERS,ROMAN SOLDIERS TO ARRSETING JESUSTHE CHRIST,2000 YEARS AGO

No man in all of human history is believed to be so hated ,infact so sad is the fate of Judas Iscariot that nobody seems to like to name a child after him.

History has somehow reserved  a doomed  fate for him or how does one begin to analyze a scripture which made a prophesy that stated that the son of man goes just as it was written but woe to the man through whom he is betrayed ,for it would have being better if he was never born at all.

In all fairness,some liberal analysts or commentators have rapped christain theologians ,monks and clergies to take things easy with Judas Iscariot as without him there will be no people of the way commonly corrupted to as Christianity  till this day.

In a world super exclusive interview with the News office Desk of the E.N.M.Paedia Express Multimedia Group of Lagos,Nigeria,an impeccable source who told this reporter that he was inspired of the Holy spirit told this reporter that Judas Iscariot  had the mind of a business man who had the urge to do fast business  and walk away with no forms of complication as he knew his boss will escape the mob.

The source speaks:"he had been everywhere with Jesus all through the years in samaria,judea and allthe adjoining regions of Israel and knew very well first hand that his boss or principal,Jesus the Christ was an extremely powerful human being so as far as he was concern it was a way of making good money as he felt his boss will eventually take the bolt when the trouble comes"

"So when the trouble came up as expected and Jesus the not try to escape from the mob and then he was arrested,tried and cruelly executed so he felt betrayed by the elders  and went to kill himself instead after  throwing the money he collected at the priests in the temple'

The money was then used to purchase a piece of land called the field of blood ,also known as acheldama.

This reporter has equally read about a literature called the Book of Judas whose extracts is at the moment under going forensic examinations and analysis at the News office Desk of the E.N.MPaedia Express Multimedia Group of Lagos,Nigeria.

2000 years ago,Judas Iscariot led an armed mob into the Garden of Gethsemane with a band of Roman soldiers  fully armed with dangerous weapons  and torch lights at night while being accompanied by Jewish Priests in Jerusalem as they arrested a Rabbi:Yeshua also commonly called Jesus the Christ  who was unarmed  at the time.

Judas Iscariot had told the elders that the man he kissed was the man to be arrested and when he did kiss Jesus ,the latter asked him metaphorically :Do you betray the Son of man with a Kiss

EDITOR'S FOOTNOTE:

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE BIBLE TEACHES OFFICIALLY AND SO CAN BE DISREGARDED BUT THE POLICY AND EDITORIAL BOARD OF THE E.N.M.PAEDIA EXPRESS MULTIMEDIA GROUP OF LAGOS,NIGERIA HAS SANCTIONED THIS PUBLICATION BECAUSE THE STREAM OF THOUGHTS OF THE INFORMED OPINION OR SOURCE FOLLOWS THE REALMS OF RATIONALITY.